Jokes, innuendo.
A silly kids' panto.
The latest Miranda.
A cute baby panda.
A win for my team.
Strawberries and cream.
My favourite song.
The J. Arthur Rank gong.
The kids from Outnumbered.
A life unencumbered.
The smell of cut grass.
A slap on the arse.
A flush on the flop.
Beverly Hills Cop.
The view from The Wrekin.
The girl I've been seeking.
Reasons to be cheerful?
No.
Nothing.
I have reached anhedonia.
